An Hundred Epigrammes

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John Heywood was born in 1497, and became a chorister of the Chapel Royal. He is said to have been educated at Broadgates Hall (Pembroke College), Oxford. From 1521, the king's accounts mention him as player of the virginals, and in 1538, playing an interlude with his children. Heywood composed interludes for performance at court, with his father-in-law the printer and composer John Rastell. Despite his Catholic views, Heywood was retained at the courts of Henry, Edward, Mary, and Elizabeth. In 1564, the Act of Uniformity against Catholics forced him to flee to Belgium. His plays and epigrams often make mocking use of the dialogue form to satirise social and legal abuses, particularly the poor man’s lack of choice, as the selected piece shows.

An hundred
Epi
grammes.
Invented and
made
by
John Hey-
wood.
Anno Chiristi.
M.D.L.

PUBLISHED BY John Heywood
1550
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1. A talke of two conies. XXXVII

In tyme, whan dom beast{is}, as wel as bird{is}, spake?
Two conies their myndes in this mater brake.
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Were all conies in such case (said the tone)
That of two wynters weathers we must choose one,
Whiche were best choise, frost never, & snowe ever?
Or els to choose froste ever, and snow never.
Frost (quoth the tother) maketh us lustie and fat,
And snow lameth us for leave. What ({quod} he) for that?
Fortie fat conies be oft kild in one night,
Whan leane conies with life scape awaie quight.
Ye(quoth the tother) but where snow to long lieth,
Conies by famin well nie every one dieth.
Better all be fatte, though some die, as lotts fall,
Than lynger in leannes, and therby die all.
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Keywords

death, famine, fat, frost

Source text

Title: An Hundred Epigrammes

Author: John Heywood

Publisher: John Heywood

Publication date: 1550

Edition: 2nd Edition

Provenance/location: This text was transcribed from images available at Early English Books Online: http://eebo.chadwyck.com/home Bibliographic name / number: STC (2nd ed.) / 13294.5 No. of pages: [48] p. Copy from: Pierpont Morgan Library, New York City Reel position: STC / 926:08

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Original author(s): John Heywood

Language: English

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  • 1 ) A talke of two conies. XXXVII, image 14

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Genre: Britain > poetry

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