Comedies and Tragedies

COMEDIES
AND
TRAGEDIES
Written by
{FRANCIS BEAUMONT
AND
JOHN FLETCHER}
Gentlemen.
Never printed before,
And now published by the Authors
Originall Copies.

Si quid habent veri Vatum presagia, vivam.
LONDON,
Printed for Humphrey Robinson, at the three Pidgeons, and for
Humphrey Moseley at the Princes Armes in St Pauls
Church-yard. 1647.

London.
PUBLISHED FOR Humphrey Robinson
PUBLISHED FOR Humphrey Moseley
1647

1. THE FALSE ONE.
A TRAGEDY.

Actus Primus, Scena Prima.

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[...]
Achil.
In Thessalie, neere the Pharsalian plains
Where Caesar with a handfull of his Men
Hems in the greater number: his whole troops
Exceed not twenty thousand, but old Souldiers
Flesh'd in the spoiles of Germany and France,
Enur'd to his Command, and only know
To fight and overcome; And though that Famine
Raignes in his Camp, compelling them to tast
Bread made of rootes, forbid the use of man,
(Which they with scorne threw into Pompeys Camp
As in derision of his Delicates)
Or corne not yet halfe ripe, and that a Banquet:
They still besiege him, being ambitious only
To come to blows, and let their swords determine
Who hath the better Cause.
[...]

2. THE
CHANCES.

Actus Tertius, Scaen 3

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[...]
Land.
Doe not you trust to that: these gentlemen
Are as all Gentlemen of the same Barrell:
I, and the selfe same pickle too. Be it granted,
They have us'd yee with respect and faire behaviour,
Yet since ye came: doe you know what must follow?
They are Spaniards, Lady, Gennets of high mettle,
Things that will thrash the devill, or his dam,
Let 'em appeare but cloven.
Con.
Now heaven blesse me.
Lan.
Mad Colts will court the wind: I know 'em Lady
To the least haire they have; and I tell you,
Old is I am, let but the pinte pot blesse 'em,
They'll offer to my yeares—
Con.
How?
Lan.
Such rude gambolls—
Con.
To you?
Lan.
I, and so handle me, that oft I am forc'd
To fight of all foure for my safety: there's the yonger,
Don John, the arrantst Jack in all this City:
The other, time has blasted, yet he will stoop,
If not ore-flowne, and freely on the quarry;
Has been a Dragon in his dayes. Bur Tarmont,
Don Jenkin is the Devill himselfe, the Dog-dayes,
The most incomprehensible whore-master,
Twenty a night is nothing: Beggers, Broom-women,
And those so miserable, they look like famine,
Are all sweet Ladies in his drink.
[...]

3. THE
TRAGEDIE
OF
BONDUCA

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3.1. Actus primus. Scaena Secunda.

Enter Junius and Petillius, two Romane Captains.
Petill.
What ailst thou, man? dost thou want meat?
Jun.

No.

Petill.

Clothes?

Jun.

Neither. For heavens love, leave me.

Petill.

Drink?

Jun.

Ye tire me.

Petill.

Come, 't is drink; I know 't is drink.

Jun.

'T is no drink.

Petill.

I say 't is drink: for what affliction can light so heavie on a Souldier, to dry him up as thou art, but no drink? Thou shalt have drink.

Jun.

Prethee, Petillius

Petill.

And by mine honour, much drink, valiant drink: never tell me, thou shalt have drink. I see, like a true friend, into thy wants: 'tis drink; and when I leave thee to a desolation, especially of that dry nature, hang me.

Jun.

Why do you do this to me?

Petill.

For I see, although your modestie would fain conceal it, which sits as sweetly on a Souldier, as an old side-saddle.

Jun.

What do you see?

Petill.

I see as far as day, that thou want'st drink. Did I not finde thee gaping like an Oyster for a new tide? thy very thoughts lie bare like a lowe ebbe? thy soul that rid in Sack, lies moor'd for want of liquor? Do but see into thy self; for by—I do: for all thy body 's chapt, and crackt like timber for want of moisture: what thou wantst there, Junius, and if it be not drink.

Jun.

You have too much on 't.

Petill.

It may be a whore too; say it be: come, meecher, thou shalt have both: a pretty valiant fellow, die for a little lap and lechery? no, it shall ne'er be said in our Countrey, thou dy'dst o'th' Chincough. Heare, thou noble Romane, the son of her that loves a Souldier, hear what I promised for thee; thus I said, Lady, I take thy son to my companion, Lady, I love thy son, thy son loves war, the war loves danger, danger drink, drink discipline, which is society and lechery; these two beget Commanders: fear not, Lady, thy son shall lead.

Jun.

'T is a strange thing, Petillius, that so ridiculous and loose a mirth can master your affections.

Petill.

Any mirth, and any way, of any subject, Junius, is better then unmanly mustinesse: what harm's in drink, in a good wholesom wench? I do beseech ye, Sir, what errour? yet it cannot out of my head handsomly, but thou wouldst fain be drunk: come, no more fooling, the General has new wine, new come over.

Jun.

He must have new acquaintance for it too, for I will none, I thank ye.

Pet.

None, I thank ye? a short and touchie answer. None I thank ye: ye do not scorn it, do ye?

Jun.

Gods defend Sir; I owe him still more honour.

Pet.

None, I thank ye: no company, no drink, no wench, I thank ye. Ye shall be worse intreated, Sir.

Jun.

Petillius, as thou art honest, leave me.

Petill.

None, I thank ye; a modest and a decent resolution, and well put on. Yes, I will leave ye, Junius, and leave ye to the boys, that very shortly shall all salute ye, by your new sirname of Junius none I thank ye. I would starve now, hang, drown, despair, deserve the forks, lie open to all the dangerous passes of a wench, bound to believe her tears, and wed her aches, ere I would own thy follies. I have found ye, your lays, and out-leaps Junius, haunts, and lodges: I have view'd ye, and I have found ye by my skill to be a fool o'th' first head, Junius, and I will hunt ye: ye are in love, I know it: ye are an asle, and all the Camp shall know a peevish idle boy; your dame shall know it; a wronger of my care; your self shall know it.

Enter Corporal Judas, and four souldiers.
Jud.

A Bean? a princely diet, a full banquet, to what we compasse.

1 Sould.

Fight like hogs for Acorns?

2 Sould.

Venture our lives for pig-nuts?

Petill.

What ail these Rascals?

3 Sould.

If this hold, we are starv'd.

Jud.

For my part, friends, which is but twenty Beans a day, a hard world for Officers, and men of action; and those so clipt by master mouse, and rotten: for understand 'em French Beans, where the fruits are ripen'd like the people, in old tubs. For mine own part, I say, I am starv'd already, not worth another Bean, consum'd to nothing, nothing but flesh and bones left, miserable: now if this mustie provender can prick me to honourable matters of atchievement, Gentlemen, why there's the point.

4 Sould.

I'll fight no more.

Petill.

You'll hang then, a soveraign help for hunger. Ye eating Rascals, whose gods are Beef and Brewis, whose brave angers do execution upon these, and Chibbals: ye dogs heads i' th' porridge pot; you fight no more? does Rome depend upon your resolution for eating mouldy pie-crust?

3 Sould.

Would we had it.

Jud.

I may do service, Captain.

Petill.

In a Fish-market. You, Corporal Curry-comb, what will your fighting profit the Common-wealth? do you hope to triumph, [Page 50] or dare your vamping valour, good man Cobler, clap a new soal to th' Kingdom? s' death, ye dog-whelps you, fight, or not fight.

Jud.

Captain.

Petill.

Out, ye flesh-flyes, nothing but noyce and nastinesse.

Jud.

Give us meat, whereby we may do.

Petill.

Whereby hangs your valor?

Jud.

Good bits afford good blows.

Petill.

A good position: how long is 't since thou eat'st last? wipe thy mouth, and then tell truth.

Jud.

I have not eat to th' purpose--

Petill.

To th' purpose? what's that? half a Cow, and Garlick? ye Rogues, my Company eat Turf, and talk not; timber they can digest, and fight upon 't; old matts, and mud with spoons, rare meats. Your shoes, slaves, dare ye cry out of hunger, and those extant? suck your Sword-hilts, ye slaves, if ye be valiant; honour will make 'em march-pain: to the purpose? a grievous penance. Dost thou see that Gentleman, that melancholy Monsieur?

Jun.

Pray ye, Petillius.

Pet.

He has not eat these three weeks.

2 Sould.

'has drunk the more then.

3 Sould.

And that 's all one.

Petill.

Nor drunk nor slept these two months.

Jud.

Captain, We do beseech you as poor Souldiers, men that have seen good days, whose mortal stomacks may somtime feel afflictions.

Jun.

This, Petillius, is not so nobly done.

Petill.

'T is common profit; urge him to th' point, he 'll finde you out a food that needs no teeth nor stomack; a strange formity will feed ye up as fat as hens i' th' foreheads, and make ye fight like Fichocks, to him.

Jud.

Cap ain.

Jun.

Do you long to have your throats cut?

Petill.

See what metal it makes in him: two meals more of this melancholy, and there lies Caratach.

Jud.

We do beseech ye.

2 Sould.

Humbly beseech your valour.

Jun.

Am I onely become your sport, Petillius?

Jud.

But to render in way of general good, in preservation.

Jun.

Out of my thoughts, ye slaves.

4 Sould.

Or rather pitie.

3 Sould

Your warlike remedy against the maw-worms.

Jud.

Or notable receipt to live by nothing.

Petill.

Out with your Table-books.

Jun.

Is this true friendship? and must my killing griefs make others May-games? Stand from my swords point, slaves; your poor starv'd spirits can make me no oblations; else, O love, thou proudly blind destruction, I would send thee whole Hecatombs of hearts, to bleed my sorrows.

Jud.

Alas, he lives by love, Sir,

Exit Junius.
Petill.

So he does, Sir, and cannot you do so too? All my Company are now in love, ne'er think of meat, nor talk of what Provant is: aymees, and hearty hey-hoes, are Sallets fit for Souldiers. Live by meat, by larding up your bodies? 't is lewd, and lazie, and shews ye meerly mortal, dull, and drives ye to fight like Camels, with baskets at your noses. Get ye in love; ye can whore well enough, that all the world knows: fast ye into Famine, yet ye can crawl like Crabs to wenches, handsomly. Fall but in love now, as ye see example, and follow it but with all your thoughts, probatum, there's so much charge sav'd, and your hungers ended. Away, I hear the General: get ye in love all, Drum afar off. up to the ears in love, that I may hear no more of these rude murmurings; and discreetly carry your stomacks, or I prophesie a pickel'd rope will choke ye. Jog, and talk not.

Exeunt.
Enter Swetonius, Demetrius, Decius, Drum, Colours.
Swet.

Demetrius, is the messenger dispatch'd to Penyus, to command him to bring up the Volans Regiment?

Dem.

He 's there by this time.

Swet.

And are the horse well view'd we brought from Mona?

Dec.

The Troops are full, and lusty.

Swet.

Good Petillius, look to those eating Rogues, that bawl for victuals, and stop their throats a day or two: provision waits but the winde to reach us.

Petill.

Sir, already I have been tampring with their stomacks, which I finde as deaf as Adders to delays: your clemency hath made their murmurs, mutinies, nay, rebellions: now, and they want but Mustard, they 're in uproars: no oil but Candy, Lucitanian figs, and wine from Lestos, now can satisfie 'em: the British waters are grown dull and muddy, the fruit disgustful: Orontes must be sought for, and Apples from the happie Isles: the truth is, they are more curious now in having nothing, then if the sea and land turn'd up their treasures: this lost the Colonies, and gave Bonduca (with shame we must reco d it) time and strength to look into our Fortunes; great discretion to follow offered Victory; and last, full pride to brave us to our teeth, and scorn our ruines.

Swet.

Nay, chide not, good Petillius, I confesse my will to conquer Mona, and long stay to execute that will, let in these losses: all shall be right again, and as a pine rent from Oeta by a sweeping tempest, joynted again, and made a Mast, defies those angry windes that split him: so will I, piec'd to my neverfailing strength and fortune, steer thorow these swelling dangers, plow their prides up, and bear like thunder through their loudest tempests: they keep the field still.

Dem.

Confident and full.

Petill.

In such a number, one would swear they grew, the hills are wooded with their partizans, and all the valleys over-grown with darts, as moors are with rank rushes: no ground left us to charge upon, no room to strike: say fortune and our endeavours bring us in to 'em, they are so infinite, so ever springing, we shall be kill'd with killing; of desperate women, that neither fear, or shame ere found, the devill has rankt amongst 'em multitudes: say the men fail, they 'll poison us with their petticoats: say they fail, they have priests enough to pray us into nothing.

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Swet.

These are imaginations, dreams of nothings, the man that doubts or fears.

Dec.

I am free of both.

Dem.

The self-same I.

Petill.

And I as free as any; as carelesse of my flesh, of that we call life, so I may lose it nobly; as indifferent as if it were my diet. Yet, noble General, it was a wisedom learn'd from you; I learn'd it, and worthy of a Souldiers care, most worthy, to weigh with most deliberate circumstance the ends of accidents, above their offers; how to go on and get, to save a Romane, whose on life is more worth in way of doing, then millions of these painted wasps; how viewing to finde advantage out; how, found, to follow it with counsel and discretion, lest meer fortune should claim the victory.

Swet.

'Tis true, Petillius, and worthily remembred: the rule's certain, their uses no lesse excellent: but where time cuts off occasions, danger, time and all tend to a present peril, 't is required our Swords and Manhoods be best counsellors, our expeditions, presidents. To win, is nothing, where reason, time and counsel are our Camp-masters: but there to bear the field, then to be conquerours, where pale destruction takes us, takes us beaten, in wants, and mutinies, our selves but handfuls, and to our selves our own fears, needs a new way, a sudden and a desperate execution: here, how to save, is losse; to be wise, dangerous; onely a present well-united strength, and mindes made up for all attempts, dispatch it: disputing and delay here, cools the courage; necessity gives time for doubts; things infinite, according to the spirit they are preach'd to, rewards like them; and names for after-ages, must steel the Souldier; his own shame help to arm him; and having forc'd his spirit, ere he cools, fling him upon his enemies; sudden and swift, like Tygers amongst Foxes, we must fight for 't: Fury must be our Fortune; shame we have lost, spurs ever in our sides to prick us forward: there is no other wisedom nor discretion due to this day of ruine, but destruction; the Souldiers order first, and then his anger.

Dem.

No doubt they dare redeem all.

Swet.

Then no doubt the day must needs be ours. That the proud woman is infinite in number, better likes me, then if we dealt with squadrons: half her Army shall choke themselves, their own swords dig their graves. I'll tell ye all my fears, one single valour, the vertues of the valiant Caratach more doubts me then all Britain: he's a Souldier so forg'd out, and so temper'd for great fortunes, so much man thrust into him, so old in dangers, so fortunate in all attempts, that his meer name fights in a thousand men, himself in millions, to make him Romane. But no more. Petillius, how stands your charge?

Petill.

Ready for all employments, to be commanded too, Sir.

Swet.

'T is well govern'd; to morrow we'll draw out, and view the Cohorts: i' th' mean time, all apply their Offices. Where's Junius?

Petill.

In 's Cabbin, sick o' th' mumps, Sir.

Swet.

How?

Petill.

In love, indeed in love, most lamentably loving, to the tune of Queen Dido.

Dec.

Alas poor Gentleman.

Swet.

'T will make him fight the nobler. With what Lady? I'll be a spokesman for him.

Petill.

You'll scant speed, Sir.

Swet.

Who is 't?

Petill.

The devils dam, Bonduca's daughter, her youngest, crackt i' th' ring.

Swet.

I am sorry for him: but sure his own discretion will reclaim him, he must deserve our anger else. Good Captains, apply your selves in all the pleasing forms ye can, unto the Souldiers; fire their spirits, and set 'em fit to run this action; mine own provision shall be shar'd amongst 'em, till more come in: tell 'em, if now they conquer, the fat of all the kingdom lies before 'em, their shames forgot, their honours infinite, and want for ever banisht. Two days hence, our fortunes, and our swords, and gods be for us.

Exeunt.
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3.2. Actus Secundus
Scaena Tertia.

Enter Judas and his four Companions (halters about their necks) Bonduca, her Daughters, Nennius following.
Bon.

Come, hang 'm presently.

Nen.

What made your Rogueships harrying for victuals here? Are we your friends? or doe you come for Spies? tell me directly, Would you not willingly be hang'd now? do not ye long for't?

Jud.

What say ye? shall wee hang in this vain? Hang we must, and 'tis as good to dispatch it merrily, as pull an arse like dogs to't.

1. Soul.

Any way, so it be handsome.

3. Soul.

I had as lief 'twere toothsom too: but all agree, and I'll not out Boyes.

4. Soul.

Let's hang plesantly.

Jud.

Then plesantly be it: Captain, the truth is, we had as lief hang with meat in our mouthes, as ask your pardon empty.

Bon.

These are brave hungers. What say you to a leg of Beef now, sirha?

Jud.

Bring me acquainted with it, and I'll tell ye.

Bon.

Torment 'em wenches: I must back; then hang 'em.

Jud.

We humbly thank your Grace.

1. Daugh.

The Rogues laugh at us.

2. Daugh.

Sirha, What think you of a wench now?

Jud.

A wench, Lady? I do beseech your Ladiship, retire, I'll tell ye presently, ye see the time's short; one crash; even to the setling of my conscience.

Nen.

Why, is't no more but up, boyes?

Jud.

Yes, ride too Captain. Will you but see my seat?

1. Daugh.

Ye shall be set, Sir, upon a Jade shall shake ye.

Jud.

Sheets, good Madam, will do it ten times better.

1. Daugh.

Whips, good Souldier, which ye shall taste before ye hang, to mortifie ye; 'tis pitie ye should die thus desperate.

2. Daugh.

These are the merry Romans, the brave madcaps. 'tis ten to one wee'll cool your resolutions. Bring out the whips.

Jud.

Would your good Ladyships would exercise 'em too.

4. Soul.

Surely Ladies, we'ld shew you a strange patience.

Nen.

Hang 'em, Rascals, they'l talk thus on the wheel.

Enter Caratach.
Car.

Now what's the matter? What are these fellows? whats the crime committed, that they wear necklaces?

Nen.

They are Roman Rogues, taken a forraging.

Car.

Is that all, Nennius?

Jud.

Would I were fairly hang'd; this is the divell, the kill-cow Caratach.

Car.

And you would hang 'em.

Nen.

Are they not enemies?

1. Soul.

My breech makes buttons.

1. Daugh.

Are they not our tormentors?

Car.

Tormentors? Flea-traps. Pluck off your halters, fellows.

Nen.

Take heed, Caratach, taint not your wisdome.

Car.

Wisdome, Nennius? why, who shall fight against us, make our honours, and give a glorious day into our hands, if we dispatch our foes thus? what's their offence? stealing a loafe or two to keep out hunger, a piece of greazie bacon, or a pudding? do these deserve the gallows? They are hungry, poor hungry knaves, no meat at home left, starv'd: Art thou not hungry?

Jud.

Monstrous hungry.

Car.

He looks like hungers self: get 'em some victuals, and wine to cheer their hearts, quick: Hang up poor pil-chers?

2. Soul.

This is the bravest Captain —

Nen.

Caratach, I'll leave you to your will.

Car.

I'll answer all, Sir.

2. Daugh.

Let's up, and view his entertainment of 'em. I am glad they are shifted any way, their tongues else would still have murdred us.

1. Daugh.

Let's up, and see it.

Exeunt.
Enter Hengo.
Car.

Sit down poor knaves: why, where's this wine and victuals? who waites there?

Suit. within.

Sir, 'tis coming.

Hen.

Who are these Uncle?

Car.

They are Romans, Boy.

Hen.

Are these they that vex mine Aunt so? can these fight? they look like emptie scabbards, all, no mettle in 'em, like men of clouts, set to keep crows from orchards; why, I dare fight with these.

Car.

That's my good chicken. And how do ye? how do you feel your stomacks?

Jud.

Wondrous apt, Sir, as shall appear when time calls.

Car.

That's wel, down with't, a little grace will serve your turns: eat softly, [Page 55] you'll choak ye knaves else: give 'em wine.

Jud.

Not yet, Sir, we're even a little busie.

Hen.

Can that fellow do any thing but eat? thou fellow.

Jud.

Away Boy, away, this is no boyes play.

Hen.

By ——, Uncle, if his valour lie in's teeth, he's the most valiant.

Car.

I am glad to hear ye talk, Sir.

Hen.

Good Uncle tell me, What's the price of a couple of cramm'd Romans?

Car.

Some twenty Britains boy; these are good soldiers,

Hen.

Do not the cowards eat hard too?

Car.

No more, boy. Come, I'll sit with you too; sit down by me, boy.

Jud.

Pray bring your dish then.

Car.

Hearty knaves: More meat there.

1. Soul.

That's a good hearing.

Car.

Stay now and pledge me.

Jud.

This little piece Sir.

Car.

By —— square eaters, More meat I say: upon my conscience the poor Rogues have not eat this month: how terribly they charge upon their victuals: dare ye fight thus?

Jud.

Beleeve it sir, like devils.

Car.

Wel said famine, Here's to thy General.

Jud.

Most excellent Captain, I wil now pledge thee.

Car.

And to morrow night, say to him, His head is mine.

Jud.

I can assure ye Captain, He wil not give it for this washing.

Car.

Wel said.

Daughters above.
1. Daugh.

Here's a strange entertainment: how the theeves drink.

2. Daug.

Danger is dry, they look'd for colder liquor.

Car.

Fil'em more wine, give 'em ful bowls; which of you all now in recompence of this good, dare but give me a sound knock in the Battell?

Jud.

Delicate Captain, to doe thee a sufficient recompence, I'll knock thy brains out.

Car.

Do it.

Hen.

Thou dar'st as well be damn'd: thou knock his brains out, thou skin of man? Uncle, I will not hear this.

Jud.

Tie up your whelp.

Hen.

Thou kill my Uncle? Would I had but a sword for thy sake, thou dry'd dog.

Car.

What a mettle this little vermine caries.

Hen.

Kill mine Uncle?

Car.

He shall not, child.

Hen.

He cannot: he's a Rogue, an onely eating Rogue: Kill my sweet Uncle? oh that I were a man.

Jud.

By this wine, which I will drink to Captain Junius, who loves the Queens most excellent Majesties little daughter most sweetly, and most fearfully, I will do it.

Hen.

Uncle, I'll kill him with a great pin.

Car.

No more, Boy. I'll pledge thy Captain: To ye all, good Fellows.

2. Daugh.

In love with me? that love shall cost your lives all: Come Sister, and advise me; I have here a way to make an easie conquest of 'em, if fortune favour me.

Car.

Let's see ye sweat to morrow, blood and spirit, Boyes, this wine turn'd to sterne valour.

1. Soul.

Heark ye Judas, if he should hang us after all this.

Jud.

Let him: I'll hang like a Gentleman, and a Roman.

Car.

Take away there, they have enough.

Jud.

Captain, wee thank you heartily for your good cheer, and if we meet to morrow, one of us payes for't.

Car.

Get 'em guides, their wine

Enter 2d Daughter and a Servant.

has over master'd 'em.

2. Daugh.

That hungry fellow with the red beard there, give it him, and this, to see it well deliverd.

Car.

Farewell, knaves; speak nobly of us, keep your words to morrow,

Enter a Guide.

and doe something worthy your meat. Go, guide 'em, and see 'em fairly onward.

Jud.

Meaning me, Sir?

Serv.

The same. The youngest daughter to the Queen intreats ye to give this privately to Captain Junius, this for your pains.

Jud.

I rest her humble servant. Commend me to thy Lady. Keep your files, boyes.

Serv.

I must instruct ye farther.

Jud.

Keep your files there. Order, sweet friends: faces about now.

Guide.

Here Sir, here lies your way.

Jud.

'Blesse the founders, I say. Fairly, good souldiers, fairly march now: close, boyes.

Exeunt.
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3.3. Actus Quartus
Scana Secunda

Enter Caratach and Hengo.
Car.

How does my Boy?

Hen.

I would doe well, my heart's well; I doe not fear.

Car.

My good boy.

Hen.

I know, Uncle, we must all die; my little brother dy'd, I saw him die, and he dy'd smiling: sure, there's no great pain in't Uncle. But pray tell me, Whither must we goe when we are dead?

Car.

Strange questions! why, to the blessed'st place Boy: ever sweetnesse and happinesse dwels there.

Hen.

Will you come to me?

Car.

Yes, my sweet boy.

Hen.

Mine Aunt too, and my Cosins?

Car.

All, my good childe.

Hen.

No Romans, Uncle?

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Car.

No, boy.

Heng.

I should be loth to meet them there.

Car.

No ill men, that live by violence, and strong oppression, come thither: 't is for those the gods love, good men.

Heng.

Why, then I care not when I go; for surely I am perswaded they love me: I never blasphem'd 'em, Uncle, nor transgrest my parents; I always said my prayers.

Car.

Thou shalt go, then, indeed thou shalt.

Heng.

When they please.

Car.

That's my good boy. Art thou not weary, Hengo?

Heng.

Weary, Uncle? I have heard you say you have march'd all day in Armour.

Car.

I have, boy.

Hengo.

Am not I your kinsman?

Car.

Yes.

Heng.

And am not I as fully alli'd unto you in those brave things, as blood?

Car.

Thou art too tender.

Heng.

To go upon my legs? they were made to bear me: I can play twenty mile a day; I see no reason but, to preserve my Countrey and my self, I should march fourty.

Car.

What, wouldst thou be living to wear a mans strength?

Heng.

Why a Caratach, a Romane-hater, a scourge sent from heaven

Drum.

to whip these proud theeves from our kingdom. Heark, heark, Uncle, heark, I hear a Drum.

Enter Judas and his people to the door.
Jud.

Beat softly, softly, I say; they are here: who dare charge?

1 Sould.

He that dares be knockt o' th' head: I'll not come neer him.

Jud.

Retire again, and watch then. How he stares! h' as eyes would kill a dragon: mark the boy well; if we could take or kill him. A — on ye, how fierce ye look? see how he broods the boy; the devil dwells in's scabbard. Back, I say, apace, apace, h' as found us.

They retire.
Car.

Do ye hunt us?

Heng.

Uncle, good Uncle see, the thin starv'd Rascal, the eating Romane, see where he thrids the thickets: kill him, dear Uncle, kill him; one good blow to knock his brains into his breech: strike's head off, that I may pisse in 's face.

Car.

Do ye make us Foxes? Here, hold my chargingstaff, and keep the place, boy. I am at bay, and like a bull I'll bear me. Stand, stand, ye Rogues, ye Squirrels.

Exit.
Heng.

Now he pays 'em: O that I had a mans strength.

Enter Judas, & c.
Jud.

Here's the boy; mine own, I thank my Fortune.

Heng.

Uncle, uncle; famine is faln upon me, uncle.

Jud.

Come, Sir, yeeld willingly, your uncle 's out of hearing; I'll tickle your young tail else.

Heng.

I defie thee, thou mock-made man of mat: charge home, sitha: hang thee, base slave, thou shakest.

Jud.

Upon my conscience the boy will beat me: how it looks, how bravely, how confident the worm is: a scabb'd boy to handle me thus? yeeld, or I cut thy head off.

Heng.

Thou dar'st not cut my finger: here 't is, touch it.

Jud.

The boy speaks sword and buckler. Prethee yeeld, boy: come, here 's an apple; yeeld.

Heng.

By—he fears me. I'll give you sharper language: When, ye coward, when come ye up?

Jud.

If he should beat me—

Heng.

When, Sir? I long to kill thee; come, thou canst not scape me, I have twenty ways to charge thee; twenty deaths attend my bloody staff.

Jud.

Sure 't is the devil, a dwarf, devil in a doubler.

Heng.

I have kill'd a Captain, sirha, a brave Captain, and when I have done. I have kickt him thus. Look here, see how I charge this staff.

Jud.

Most certain this boy will cut my throat, yet.

Enter two souldiers, running.
1 Sould.

Flee, flee, he kills us.

2 Sould.

He comes, he comes.

Jud.

The devil take the hindmost.

Heng.

Run, run, ye Rogues, ye precious Rogues, ye rank Rogues. A comes, a comes, a comes, a comes: that 's he, boys. What a brave cry they make?

Enter Caratach, with a head.
Car.

How does my chicken?

Heng.

'Faith, uncle, grown a Souldier, a great Souldier; for by the vertue of your charging-staff, and a strange fighting face I put upon 't, I have outbrav'd hunger.

Car.

That's my boy, my sweet boy. Here, here's a Romane 's head for thee.

Heng.

Good provision. Before I starve, my sweet-fac'd Gentleman, I'll trie your favour.

Car.

A right compleat souldier. Come, chicken, let's go seek some place of strength (the Countrey 's full of Scouts) to rest a while in, thou wilt not else be able to endure. The journey to my Countrey, fruits, and water, must be your food a while, boy.

Heng.

Any thing: I can eat mosse, nay, I can live on anger, to vex these Romanes. Let 's be wary, Uncle.

Car.

I warrant thee; come chearfully.

Heng.

And boldly.

Exeunt.
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3.4. Actus Quintus
Scana tertia.

Enter Macer and Judas, with meat and a bottle.
Mac.

Hang it o'th' side o'th' rock, as though the Britains stole hither to relieve him; who first ventures to fetch it off, is ours. I cannot see him.

Jud.

He lies close in a hole above, I know it, gnawing upon his anger: ha? no, 'tis not he,

Macer

'Tis but the shaking of the boughs.

Jud.

——shake'em, I am sure they shake me soundly. There.

Macer

'Tis nothing.

Jud.

Make no noise: if he stir, a deadly tempest of huge stones fall upon us: 'tis done: away close.

Ext.
Enter Caratach.
Car.

Sleep stil, sleep sweetly child, 'tis all thou feedst on. No gentle Britain neer; no valiant charitie to bring thee food? poor knave, thou art sick, extreme sick, almost grown wild for meat; and yet thy goodnesse will not confesse, nor show it. All the woods are double lin'd with souldiers; no way left us to make a noble scape: I'll sit down by thee, and when thou wak'st, either get meat to save thee, or lose my life i'th' purchase. Good gods comfort thee.

Enter Junius, Decius, Petillius, Guide.
Guide

Ye are not far off now, Sir.

Jun.

Draw the Companies the closest way thorow the woods; we'll keep on this way.

Guide

I will Sir: half a furlong more you'll come within the sight o'th' Rock; keep on the left side, you'll be discoverd else: I'll lodge your Companies in the wilde vines beyond ye.

Dec.

Do ye mark him?

Jun.

Yes, and am sorry for him.

Petill.

Junius, pray let me speak two words with you.

Jun.

Walk afore, I'll overtake ye straight.

Dec.

I will.

Exit.
Jun.

Now, Captain.

Petill.

You have oft told me, you have lov'd me, Junius.

Jun.

Most sure I told you truth then.

Petill.

And that love should not deny me any honest thing.

Jun.

It shall not.

Petill.

Dare ye swear it? I have forgot all passages between us that have been ill, forgiven too, forgot you.

Jun.

What would this man have? By—I do, Sir, so it be fit to grant ye.

Petill.

'Tis most honest.

Jun.

Why, then I'll do it.

Petill.

Kill mee.

Jun.

How?

Petill.

Pray kill me.

Jun.

Kill ye?

Pet.

I, kill me quickly, suddenly, now kill me.

Jun.

On what reason? ye amaze me.

Pet.

If ye do love me, kill me, ask me not why: I would be kill'd, and by you.

Jun.

Mercy on me, What ails this man? Petillius.

Petill.

Pray ye dispatch me, ye are not safe whilest I live: I am dangerous, troubled extremely, even to mischief, Junius, an enemie to all good men: fear not, 'tis justice; I shall kill you else.

Jun.

Tell me but the cause, and I will do it.

Petill.

I am disgrac'd, my service slighted, and unrewarded by the Generall, my hopes left wilde and naked; besides these, I am grown ridiculous, an asse, a folly I dare not trust my self with: Prethee kill me.

Jun.

All these may be redeem'd as easily as you would heal your finger.

Petill.

Nay —

Jun.

Stay, I'll do it, you shall not need your anger: But first, Petillius, you shall unarm your self; I dare not trust a man so bent to mischief.

Petill.

There's my sword; and do it handsomely.

Jun.

yes, I will kill ye, beleeve that certaine: but first i'll lay before ye the most extreme fool ye have plaid in this, the honour purpos'd for ye, the great honour the Generall intended ye,

Petill.

How?

Jun.

And then I'll kill ye, because ye shall die miserable. Know Sir, the Regiment was given me, but till time call'd ye to do some worthie deed might stop [Page 70] the peoples ill thoughts of ye for Lord Penyus, I mean his death. How soon this time's come to ye, and hasted by Swetonius? Go, sayes he, Junius and Decius, and go thou Petillius; distinctly, thou Petillius, and draw up, to take stout Caratach: there's the deed purpos'd, a deed to take off all faults, of all natures: And thou Petillius; Mark it, there's the honour, and that done, all made even.

Petill.

Stay.

Jun.

No, I'll kill ye. He knew thee absolute, and full in souldier, daring beyond all dangers, found thee out according to the boldnesse of thy spirit, a subject, such a subject.

Petill.

Heark ye Junius, I will live now.

Jun.

By no means. Wooed thy worth, held thee by the chin up, as thou sankst, and shew'd thee how honour held her arms out: Come, make ready, since ye will die an asse.

Petil.

Thou wilt not kill me.

Jun.

By——but I will Sir: I'll have no man dan-gerous live to destroy me afterward. Besides, you have gotten honour enough, let young men rise now. Nay, I do perceive too by the Generall, (which is one main cause ye shall die) how ere he carry it, such a strong doting on ye, that I fear, you shall command in chief: how are we paid then? Come, if you will pray, dispatch it.

Petill.

Is there no way?

Jun.

Not any way to live.

Petill.

I will do any thing, redeem my self at any price: good Junius, let me but die upon the Rock, but offer my life up like a Souldier.

Jun.

You will seek then to out-doe every man.

Petill.

Beleeve it Junius, you shall goe stroak by stroak with me.

Jun.

You'll leave off too, as you are noble, and a souldier, for ever these mad fancies.

Petill.

Dare ye trust me? By all that's good and honest.

Jun.

There's your sword then, and now come on a new man: Vertue guide thee.

Exeunt.
Enter Caratach and Hengo on the Rock.
Car.

Courage my Boy, I have found meat: look Hengo, look where some blessed Britain, to preserve thee, has hung a li tle food and drink: cheer up Boy, do not forsake me now.

Hengo.

O Uncle, Uncle, I feel I cannot stay long: yet I'll fetch it, to keep your noble life: Uncle, I am heart whole, and would live.

Car.

Thou shalt, long I hope.

Hen.

But my head, Uncle: me thinks the Rock goes round.

Enter Macer & Jud.
Macer.

Mark 'em well, Judas.

Jud.

Peace, as you love your life.

Hen.

Do not you hear the noise of bels?

Car.

of bels Boy? 'tis thy fancie, alas, thy bodie's full of wind.

Hengo.

me thinks Sir, they ring a strange sad knell, a preparation to some neer funerall of State: nay, weep not, mine owne sweet Uncle, you will kill me sooner.

Car.

O my poor chicken.

Hen.

Fie, faint-hearted Uncle: Come, tie me in your belt, and let me down.

Car.

I'll go my self, Boy.

Hengo

No, as ye love mee, Uncle; I will not eat it, if I doe not fetch it; the danger onely I desire: pray tie me.

Car.

I will, and all my care hang ore thee: come child, my valiant-child.

Hengo

Let me down apace, Uncle, and ye shall see how like a Daw I'll whip it from all their policies: for 'tis most certain a Roman train: and ye must hold me sure too, you'll spoil all else. When I have brought it Uncle, wee'll be as merry —-

Car.

Go i'th' name of heaven Boy.

Hengo

Quick, quick, Uncle, I have it. Oh.

Judas shoots Hengo.
Car.

What ailest thou?

Hengo

O my best Uncle, I am slain.

Car.

I see yee, and heaven direct my hand: destruction

Caratach kils Judas with a stone from the Rock.

go with thy coward soul. How dost thou Boy? Oh villain, pocky villain.

Hengo

O Uncle, Uncle, oh how it pricks mee: am I preserv'd for this? extremely pricks me.

Car.

Coward, rascall Coward, dogs eat thy flesh.

Hen.

Oh I bleed hard: I faint too, out upon 't, how sick I am? the lean Rogue, Uncle.

Car.

Look Boy, I have laid him sure enough.

Hengo

Have ye knockt his brains out?

Car.

I warrant thee for stirring more: cheer up, child.

Hen.

Hold my sides hard, stop, stop, oh wretched fortune, must we part thus? Still I grow sicker, Uncle.

Car.

Heaven look upon this noble child.

Hengo

I once hop'd I should have liv'd to have met these bloody Romans at my swords point, to have reveng'd my father, to have beaten 'em: oh hold me hard. But Uncle-—

Car.

Thou shalt live still I hope Boy. Shall I draw it?

Hen.

Ye draw away my soul then. I would live a little longer; spare me heavens, but onely to thank you for your tender love. Good Uncle, good noble Uncle weep not.

Car.

Oh my chicken, my deer Boy, what shall I lose?

Hengo

Why, a child, that must have died how-ever: had this scap'd me, feaver or famine: I was born to die, Sir.

Car.

But thus unblown, my Boy?

Heng.

I goe the straighter my journey to the gods: Sure I shall know ye when ye come, Uncle.

Car.

Yes, Boy.

Hen.

And I hope wee shall enjoy together that great blessednesse you told me of.

Car.

Most certain, child.

Hengo

I grow cold, mine eyes are going.

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Car.

Lift 'em up.

Hengo

Pray for me; and noble Uncle, when my bones are ashes, think of your little Nephew. Mercie.

Car.

Mercie. You blessed angels take him.

Hengo

Kisse me: so. Farewell, farewell.

Dies.
Car.

Farewell the hopes of Britain, thou Royall graft, Farewell for ever. Time and Death, ye have done your worst. Fortune now see, now proudly pluck off thy vail, and view thy triumph: Look, look what thou hast brought this Land to. Oh fair flower, how lovely yet thy ruines show, how sweetly even death embraces thee! The peace of heaven, the fellowship of all great souls be with thee.

Enter Petillius & Junius on the rock.

Hah? dare ye Romans? ye shall win me bravely. Thou art mine.

Fight.
Jun.

Not yet, Sir.

Car.

Breathe ye, ye poor Romans, and come up all, with all your ancient valours, like a rough winde I'll shake your souls, and send 'em—

Enter Swetonius, and all the Roman Captains.
Swet.

Yeeld thee bold Caratach; by all——as I am souldier, as I envie thee, I'll use thee like thy self, the valiant Britain.

Pet.

Brave soldier yeeld; thou stock of Arms and Honor, thou filler of the world with fame and glory.

Jun.

Most worthy man, we'l woo thee, be thy prisoners.

Swet.

Excellent Britain, do me but that honour, that more to me then Conquests, that true happinesse, to be my friend.

Car.

O Romans, see what here is: had this Boy liv'd ——

Swet.

For Fames sake, for thy Swords sake, as thou desirest to build thy vertues greater: by all that's excellent in man, and honest-—

Car.

I do beleeve: Ye have had me a brave foe; make me a noble friend, and from your goodnesse, give this Boy honourable earth to lie in.

Swet.

He shall have fitting Funerall.

Car.

I yeeld then, not to your blowes, but your brave courtesies.

Petill.

Thus we conduct then to the arms of Peace the wonder of the world.

Swet.

Thus I embrace thee,

Flourish.

and let it be no flattery that I tell thee, thou art the onely Souldier.

Car.

How to thank ye I must hereafter finde upon your usage. I am for Rome?

Swet.

Ye must.

Car.

Then Rome shall know the man that makes her spring of glory grow.

Swet.

Petillius, you have shown much worth this day, redeem'd much errour, ye have my love again, preserve it. Junius, with you I make him equall in the Regiment.

Jun.

The elder and the nobler: I'll give place, Sir.

Swet.

Ye shew a friends soul.

March on, and through the Camp in every tongue. the Vertues of great Caratach be sung.

Exeunt.

FINIS.

4.

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4.1. THE SEA VOYAGE
Actus Tertius

Enter severally, Lamure, Franvile, Morillat.
Lam.
Oh! what a tempest have I in my stomack?
How my empty guts cry out? my wounds ake,
Would they would bleed again, that I might get
Something to quench my thirst.
Fran.
O Lamure, the happinesse my doggs had
When I kept house at home! they had a storehouse,
A stourehouse of most blessed bones and crusts,
Happy crusts: Oh! how sharp hunger pinches me?
Exit Franvile
Mor.
O my importunate belly I have nothing
To satisfie thee; I have sought,
As far as my weake legs would carry me,
Yet can find nothing: neither meat nor water;
Nor any thing thats nourishing,
My bellies grown together like an empty sachell.
Enter Franvile
Lam.
How now what news?
Mor.
Hast any meat yet?
Fran.
Not a bit that I can see;
Here be goodly quarries, but they be cruell hard
To gnaw: I ha got some mud, we'l eat it with spoons,
Very good thick mud: but it stinkes damnably;
Ther's old rotten trunks of Trees to,
But not a leafe nor blossome in all the Island.
Lam.
How it looks?
Mor.
It stinkes too.
Lam.
It may be poyson.
Fran.
Let it be any thing;
So I can get it down: why man,
Poyson's a princely dish.
Mor.
Hast thou no Bisket?
No crumbs left in thy pocket: here's my dublet,
Give me but three small crumbes.
Fran.
Not for three Kingdoms,
If I were master of 'em: Oh Lamure,
But one poore joynt of Mutton: we ha scornd (man)
Lam.
Thou speakest of paradise,
Fran.
Or but the snuffes of those healths,
We have lewdly at midnight flang away.
Mor.
Ah! but to lick the Glasses.
En. Surgeon
Fran.
Here comes the Surgeon: what
Hast thou discovered? smile, smile, and comfort us.
Sur.
I am expiring;
Smile they that can: I can find nothing Gentlemen,
Here's nothing can be meate without a miracle.
O that I had my boxes and my lints now,
My stupes, my tents, and those sweet helps of nature,
What dainty dishes could I make of'em.
Mor.
Hast neer an old suppository?
Sur.
Oh would I had sir.
Lam.
Or, but the paper where such a Cordiall
Potion or Pils hath bin entombd.
Fran.
Or, the blest bladder where a cooling glister
Mor.
Hast thou no searcloths left?
Nor any old poulties?
Fran.
We care not to what it hath bin ministred.
Sur.
Sure I have none of these dainties Gentlemen.
Fran.
Wher's the great Wen
Thou cutst from Hugh the saylers shoulder?
That would serve now for a most Princely banquet.
Sur.
I, if we had it Gentlemen.
I flung it over-board, slave that I was;
Lam.
A most unprovident villaine.
Sur.
If I had any thing that were but supple now!
I could make sallads of your shoos Gentlemen,
And rare ones: any thing unctious.
Mor.
I and then we might fry the soales 'ith Sun.
The soales would make a second dish.
Lam.
Or, souce 'em in the salt-water,
An inner soale well souc'd.
En. Aminta
Fran.
Here comes the Woman;
It may be she has meat and may relieve us,
Lets withdraw, and marke and then be ready,
Shee'l hide her store els, and so cozen us.
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Amin.
How weary and how hungry am I,
How feeble and how faint is all my body?
Mine eyes like spent Lamps glowing out grow heavy,
My sight forsaking me and all my spirits,
As if they heard my passing bell go for me,
Pull in their powers and give me up to destiny,
Oh! for a little water: a little little meat,
A little to relieve me ere I perish:
I had whole floods of tears awhile that norisht me,
But they are all consum'd for thee deere Albert;
For thee they are spent, for thou art dead;
Mercilesse fate hath swallowd thee.
Oh — I grow heavy: sleep is a salve for misery;
Heaven look on me, and either take my life,
Or make me once more happy.
Lam.
Hee's fast asleep already,
Why should shee have this blessing, and we wake still,
Wake to our wants?
Mor.
This thing hath bin our overthrow,
And all these biting mischieves that fall on us
Are come through her means.
Fran.
True we were bound yee all know,
For happy places and most fertill islands,
Where we had constant promises of all things,
Shee turn'd the Captaines minde,
And must have him go in search, I know not of who,
Nor to what end: of such a foole her brother,
And such a coxcomb her kinsman, and we must put in every where,
She has put us in now yfaith.
Lam.
Why should we consume thus, and starve,
Have nothing to relieve us;
And shee live there that bred all our miseries,
Unrosted or unsod?
Mor.
I have read in stories.
Lam.
Of such restoring meates,
We have examples;
Thousand examples and allow'd for excellent;
Women that have eate their Children,
Men their slaves, nay their brothers: but these are nothing;
Husbands devoured their wives (they are their chattels,)
And of a Schoolemaster that in a time of famine,
Powdered up all his Schollers.
Mor.
Shee's young and tydie,
In my conscience shee'l eate delicatly;
Just like young Porke a little lean,
Your opinion Surgeon.
Sur.
I think shee may be made good meat.
But look we shall want Salt.
Fran.
Tush, she needs no powdering,
Sur.
I grant ye;
But to suck out the humorous parts: by all means,
Lets kill her in a chafe, shee'l eat the sweeter.
Lam.
Lets kill her any way: and kill her quickly,
That we might be at our meat.
Sur.
How if the Captaine?
Mor.
Talk not of him, hee's dead, and the rest famish'd.
Wake her Surgeon, and cut her throate,
And then divide her, every man his share.
Fran.
Shee wakes her selfe.
Amin.
Holy and good things keep me!
What cruell dreames have I had! who are these?
O they are my friends; for heavens sake Gentlemen
Give me some food to save my life: if ye have ought to spare;
A little to relieve me: I may blesse yee;
For weake and wretched, ready to perish
Even now I die.
Mor.
You'l save a labour then,
You bred these miseries, and you shall pay for't;
We have no meat, nor where to have we know not,
Nor how to pull our selves from these afflictions,
We are starv'd too, famisht, all our hopes deluded;
Yet ere we die thus, wee'l have one deinty meale.
Amin.
Shall I be with ye Gentlemen?
Lam.
Yes mary shall yee: in our bellies Lady.
We love you well —
Amin.
What said you sir?
Lam.
Mary wee'l eat your Ladiship.
Fran.
You that have buried us in this base Island,
Wee'l bury ye in a more noble Monument.
Sur.
Will ye say your prayers, that I may perform Lady?
We are wondrous sharp set; come Gentlemen,
Who are for the hinder parts?
Mor.
I. Fran. I.
Lam.
And I.
Sur.
Be patient;
They will not fall to every mans share.
Amin.
O hear me;
Hear me ye barbarous men.
Mor.
Be short and pithy,
Our stomakes cannot stay a long discourse.
Sur.
And be not fearfull,
For i'le kill ye daintily.
Amin.
Are ye not Christians?
Lam.
Why, do not Christians eat women?
En. Tibalt Master, Saylors.
Amin.
Eat one another? tis most impious.
Sur.
Come come.
Amin.
Oh, help, help, help.
Tib.
The Ladies voyce! stand off slaves,
What do you intend villains?
I have strength enough left me, if you abuse this soule,
To —
Ma.
They would have ravisht her upon my life,
Speak, how was it Lady?
Amin.
Forgive 'em, 'twas their hungers.
Tib.
Ha, their hungers!
Ma.
They would have eaten her.
Tib.
O dam'd villains; speak, is it true?
Sur.
I confesse an appetite.
Tib.
An appetite, i'le fit ye for an appetite.
Are ye so sharp set that her flesh must serve you?
Murther's a maine good service with your worships;
Since ye would be such devils,
Why did you not begin with one another handsomly;
And spare the woman to beget more food on?
Amin.
Good Sir.
Tib.
You shall grow mumey rascals;
I'le make you fall to your brawnes and your buttocks,
And worry one another like keen bandoggs.
Amin.
Good sir be mercifull.
Tib.
You shall know what tis to be damnd Canibals.
Amin.
O my best friend!
Enter Albert.
Al.
Alas poor heart! here,
Here's some meat and soveraigne drink to ease you,
Sit down gentle Sweet.
Amin.
I am blest to see you.
Tib.
Sir, not within forty foot of this food,
If you do dogs!
All.
Oh, Captain Captain, Captain.
Alb.
Ye shall have meat all of you.
Tib.
Captain, hear me first: hark,
Tis so inhumane! I would not ha the aire corrupted with it.
Alb.
O barbarous men! sit down Dupont,
Good Master and honest Saylors.
Tib.
But stand you off,
And waite upon our charity; i'le wait on you els;
And touch nothing but what's flung t'ee; as if you were dogs;
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If you do, i'le cut your fingers; friends
I'le spoyle your carving.
Amin.
There wretches there.
Tib.
Eat your meate handsomly now,
And give Heaven thanks.
Alb.
There's more bread.
Tib.
See they snarle like dogs;
Eat quietly you rascals, eat quietly.
Alb.
There is drink too.
Tib.
Come, come, i'le fill you each your cups,
Ye shal not surfet.
Amin.
And what have you discovered?
Alb.
Sweet, a paradise,
A paradise inhabited with Angels,
Such as you are: their pitties makt 'em angels,
They gave me these viands, and supply'd me
With these pretious drinks.
Amin.
Shall not we see 'em?
Alb.
Yes, they will see you
Out of their charities, having heard our story
They will come, and comfort us, come presently
We shall no more know wants nor miseries.
Amin.
Are they all women?
Alb.
All, and all in love with us.
Amin.
How!
Alb.
Do not mistake: in love with our misfortunes,
They will cherish and relieve our men.
Tib.
Do you shrug now,
And pull up your noses? you smell comfort,
See they stretch out their Legs, like dottrels,
Each like a new Saint Dennis.
Alb.
Deere Mistris,
When you would name me, and the women hear,
Call me your brother, you i'le call my sister,
And pray observe this all-—
Why do you change colour sweet.
Amin.
Eating too much meat.
Alb.
Sawce with jealousie;
Fie, fie deer saint, yfaith ye are too blame,
En. Rossellia, Clarinda, Crocale, Hipollitta Juletta.
Are ye not here? here fixt in my heart?
All.
Hark, hark;
Alb.
They are come, stand ready, & look nobly,
And with all humble reverence receive 'em,
Our lives depend upon their gentle pitties,
And death waits on their anger.
Mor.
Sure they are Fairies.
Tib.
Be they devils: devils of flesh and blood;
After so long a Lent, and tedious voyage
To me they are angels.
Fran.
O for some Eringoes!
Lam.
Potatoes, or Cantharides.
Tib.
Peace you rouges that buy abilities of your 'pothecaries,
Had I but took the diet of green Cheese,
And Onions for a month, I could do wonders.
Ros.
Are these the Jewels you run mad for?
What can you see in one of these
To whom you would vouchsafe a gentle touch?
Can nothing perswade you
To love your selves, and place your happinesse
In cold and chast enbraces of each other.
Ju.
This is from the purpose.
Hip.
We had your grant to have them as they were.
Cla.
Tis a beauteous Creature,
And to my selfe, I do appeare deform'd,
When I consider her, and yet shee is
The strangers sister; why then should I fear?
Shee cannot prove my rivall.
Ros.
When you repent,
That you refus'd my councell, may it add
To your afflictions, that you were forward;
Yet leap'd into the Gulfe of your misfortunes,
But have your wishes.
Mast.
Now she makes to us.
Amin.
I am instructed, but take heed Albert,
You prove not false;
Alb.
Ye are your own assurance,
And so acquainted with your own perfections,
That weak doubts cannot reach you; therefore fear not.
Ros.
That you are poor and miserable men,
My eyes inform me: that without our succours,
Hope cannot flatter you to dream of safety;
The present plight you are in, can resolve you
That to be mercifull, is to draw near
The Heavenly essence: whether you wilbe
Thankfull, I do not question; nor demand
What country bred you, what names, what maners;
To us it is sufficient we relieve
Such as have shapes of men: and I command you,
As we are not ambitious to know
Farther of you, that on paine of death
You presume not to enquire what we are
Or whence deriv'd.
Alb.
In all things we obey you,
And thankfully we ever shall confesse
Our selves your creatures.
Ros.
You speak as becomes you;
First then and willingly deliver up
Those weapons we could force from you.
Alb.
We lay 'em down
Most gladly art your feet.
Tih.
I have had many a combat with a tall wench;
But never was disarm'd before.
Ros.
And now hear comfort,
Your wants shalbe supplied, and though it be
A debt women may challenge to be sued to,
Especially from such they may command;
We give up to you that power, and therefore
Freely each make his choyce.
Fran.
Then here I fix.
Mor.
Nay, she is mine: I eyed her first.
Lam.
This mine.
Tib.
Stay good rascals;
You are too forward, sir Gallant,
You are not giving order to a Taylor
For the fashion of a new suit;
Nor are you in your warehouse, master Merchant,
Stand back and give your betters leave: your betters;
And grumble not; if ye do, as I love meat
I will so swinge the salt itch out on you.
Captaine, Master and the rest of us,
That are brothers and good fellows: we have bin
Too late by the ears: and yet smart for our follies;
To end therefore all future emulation: if you please,
To trust to my election, you shall say,
I am not partiall to my selfe; I doubt not
Give content to all.
All,
Agreed, agreed.
Tib.
Then but observe how learned and discreetly,
I wil proceed, and as a skilfull Doctor
In all the quirks belonging to the game;
Read over your complexions: for you Captaine
Beinst first in place and therefore first to be serv'd,
I give my judgement thus, for your aspect
Y'are much inclind to melancholy: and that tels me
The sullen Saturne had predominance
At your nativity, a malignant planet,
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And if not qualified by a sweet conjunction
Of a soft and ruddy wench born under Venus,
It may prove fatall: therefore to your armes,
I give this rosecheekt Virgin.
Cla.
To my wish;
Till now I never was happy.
Amin.
Nor I accurs'd.
Tib.
Master, you are old;
Yet love the game, that I perceive too,
And if not well spurd up, you may prove rusty;
Therefore to help ye here's a Bradamanta,
Or I am cosend in my calculation.
Cro.
A poore old man alloted to my share.
Ti.
Thou wouldst have two;
Nay I think twenty: but fear not wench,
Though he be old he's tough: look on's making,
Hee'l not fayle I warant thee.
Ros.
A merry fellow,
And were not man a creature I detest,
I could indure his company.
Ti.
Here's a fayre heard of Does before me,
And now for a barren one:
For though I like the sport: I do not love
To Father children: like the grand signior,
Thus I walk in my Seraglio,
And vew 'em as I passe: then draw I forth
My handkercher, and having made my choyce,
I thus bestow it.
Ros.
On me.
Ti.
On you: now my choyce is made;
To it you hungry rascals.
Alb.
Excellent.
Amin.
As I love goodnesse,
It makes me smile ith height of all my feares.
Cla.
What a strong contention you may behold
Between my Mothers mirth and anger.
Ti.
Nay, no coynesse: be mistrisse of your word,
I must and will enjoy you.
Ros.
Be adviz'd foole: alas I am old;
How canst thou hope content from one that's fifty.
Ti.
Never talke on't;
I have known good ones at threescore and upwards;
Besides the weathers hot: and men
That have experience, fear feavers:
A temperate diet is the only physick,
Your Julips nor Gujacum prunello's,
Champhire pils, nor Goord-water,
Come not neer your old woman;
Youthfull stomackes are still craving,
Though their be nothing left to stop their mouths with;
And believe me I am no frequent giver of those bounties:
Laugh on: laugh on: good Gentlemen do,
I shall make holiday and sleep, when you
Dig in the mines till your hearts ake.
Ros.
A mad fellow;
Well Sir, i'le give you hearing: and as I like
Your wooing and discourse: but I must tell ye sir,
That rich widdowes look for great sums in present,
Or assurances of ample joynters.
Ti.
That to me is easie,
For instantly i'le do it, hear me comrades.
Alb.
What sayst thou Tibalt?
Tib.
Why, that to woe a wench with empty hands
Is no good heraldy, therefore lets to the gold,
And share it equally: 'twill speak for us
More then a thousand complements or cringes,
Ditties stolne from Patrick, or discourse from Ovid,
Besides 'twill beget us respect,
And if ever fortune friend us with a Barque,
Largly supply us with all provision.
Alb.
Well advis'd, defer it not.
Ti.
Are ye all contented.
All.
We are.
Ti.
Lets away then,
Straight wee'l returne,
And you shall see our riches.
Exit.
Ros.
Since I know what wonder and amazement was,
I neer was so transported.
Cla.
Why weep ye gentle mayd?
There is no danger here to such as you;
Banish fear: for with us I dare promise,
You shall meet all courteous entertainment.
Cro.
We esteem our selves most happy in you.
Hip.
And blesse fortune that brought you hither.
Cla.
Hark in your eare;
I love you as a friend already,
Ere long you shall call me by a neerer name,
I wish your brother well: I know you apprehend me.
Amin.
I to my griefe I do;
Alas good Ladies, there is nothing left me
But thanks to pay ye with.
Enter Albert, Tibalt, and the rest with trea-sure.
Clar.
That's more
Then yet you stand ingaged for.
Ros.
So soon returnd!
Alb.
Hear: see the idoll of the Lapidary.
Ti.
These Pearls for which the slavish Negro
Dives to the bottome of the Sea.
Lam.
To get which the industrious Merchant
Touches at either pole.
Fran.
The never-fayling purchase
Of Lordships and of honors.
Mor.
The worlds Mistris,
That can give every thing to the possessors.
Ma.
For which the Saylors scorn tempestuous winds,
And spit defiance in the Sea.
Ti.
Speak Lady: look we not lovely now?
Ros.
Yes: yes, O my Starrs
Be now for ever blest, that have brought
To my revenge these robbers; take your arrowes,
And nayle these monsters to the earth.
Alb.
What mean ye Lady?
In what have we offended?
Ros.
O my daughter!
And you companions with me in all fortunes,
Look on these Caskets and these Jewels
These were our own, when first we put to Sea
With good Sebastian: and these the Pyrats
That not alone depriv'd him of this treasure,
But also took his life.
Cro.
Part of my present
I well remember was mine own.
Hip.
And these were mine.
Ju.
Sure, I have worne this Jewel.
Ros.
Wherefore do ye stay then,
And not performe my command?
Al.
O Heaven!
What cruell fate pursues us.
Ti.
I am well enough serv'd,
That must be offring jointures, Jewels,
And precious stones more then I brought with me.
Ros.
Why, shoote ye not?
Cla.
Heare me deere Mother;
And when the greatest cruelty, is Justice,
Do not shew mercy: death to these starv'd wretches
Is a reward, not punishment: let 'em live
To undergoe the full weight of your displeasure.
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And that they may have sence to feel the torments
They have deserv'd: allow 'm some small pittance,
To linger out their tortures.
Ros.
Tis well counsell'd.
All.
And wee'l follow it;
Heare us speake.
Ros.
Peace dogs.
Bind 'em fast: when fury hath given way to reason,
I will determine of their sufferings,
Which shall be horrid. Vengeance, though slow pac'd,
At length oretakes the guilty; and the wrath
Of the incensed powers will fall most sure
On wicked men, when they are most secure.
Exeunt.

4.2. Actus quartus. Scaena prima.

Enter Raymond, Sebastian, Nicusa, Saylors.
1. Sayl.
Heres nothing, sir, but poverty and hunger;
No promise of inhabitance; neither tract of Beast,
Nor foot of man: we have searcht
All this Rocky desart, yet cannot discover any assurance
Here is or hath been such men.
2. Sayl.
Not a relique of any thing they wore;
Nor marke left by 'em, either to finde reliefe,
Or to warne others from the like misfortune.
Believe it, these fellows are both false,
And to get a little succour in their misery,
Have fram'd this cunning tale.
Ray.
The ship, I know, is French, and own'd by Pirats,
If not by Albert my arch enemy.
You told me too there was a woman with 'em.
A young and handsome woman.
Sebast.
There was so sir.
Raym.
And such and such young gallants.
Nic.
We told ye true sir,
That they had no means to quit this Island.
Raym.
And that amidst their mutiny to save your lives
You got their ship.
Sebast.
All is most certaine sir.
Raym.
Where are they then? where are these men
Or woman? we are landed where your faiths
Did assure us we could not misse their sights.
For this news we tooke ye to our mercy,
Reliev'd ye, when the furious Sea and famine
Strove which should first devoure ye;
Cloath'd, and cherisht ye; us'd ye as those ye say ye are.
Faire Gentlemen, now keep your words,
And shew us this company, your own free pitties spoke of;
These men ye left in misery; the woman.
Men of those noble breedings you pretend to.
Should scorn to lie, or get their food with falshood;
Come, direct us.
Sebast.
Alasse sir, they are gone,
But by what means or providence, we know not.
2. Sayl.
Was not the Captain
A fellow of a fiery, yet brave nature,
A middle stature, and of brown complexion?
Nic.
He was sir.
Raym.
'Twas Albert,
And my poore wretched sister.
1. Sayl.
Twas he certain,
I ha been at Sea with him; many times at Sea.
Raym.
Come shew us these men;
Shew us presently, and do not dally with us.
Sab.
We left 'em here; what should we say, sir?
Here in this place.
2. Sayl.
The earth cannot swallow 'em;
They have no wings, they cannot fly sure.
Raym.
You told us too
Of heapes of treasure, and of sums conceald,
That set their hearts a fire; we see no such thing,
No such sign; what can ye say to purge ye?
What have ye done with these men?
Nic.
We, sir?
Raym.
You sir;
For certain I believe ye saw such people.
Sebast.
By all that's good,
By all that's pure and honest,
By all that's holy.
Raym.
I dare not credit ye,
Ye have so abus'd my hope, that now I hate ye.
1. Sayl.
Lets put 'em in their ragged clothes again Captain,
For certain they are knaves, lets e'en deliver 'em
To their old fruitfull Farm; here let 'em walk the Island.
Sebast.
If ye do so, we shall curse your mercies.
Nic.
Rather put us to Sea again.
Raym.
Not so.
Yet this Ile do, because ye say ye are Christians,
Though I hardly credit it: bring in the boat,
And all aboord again, but these two wretches;
Yet leave 'em four daies meat. If in that time,
(For I will search all nookes of this strange Island)
I can discover any tract of these men,
Alive or dead, Ile beare ye off, and honour ye;
If not, ye have found your graves; so farewell.
Exit.
Nic.
That goodnes dwels above, & knows us innocent,
Comfort our lives, and at his pleasure quit us.
Sebast.
Come cousin, come; old time will end our story:
But no time (if we end well) ends our glory.
Exit.
Enter Rossella, Clarinda, Crocale, Hippolita, Juletta.
Ros.
Use 'em with all the austerity that may be,
They are our slaves; turn all those pitties,
Those tender reluctations that should become your sex,
To stern anger; and when ye look upon 'em,
Looke with those eyes that wept those bitter sorrows,
Those cruelties ye sufferd by their rapines.
Some five daies hence that blessed houre comes,
Most happy to me, that knit this hand to my deare husbands,
And both our hearts in mutuall bands.
That houre Ladies.
Cla.
What of that houre?
Ros.
Why, on that houre daughter,
And in the height of all our celebrations,
Our deere remembrances of that deere man,
And those that suffered with him, our faire kinsmen,
Their lives shall fall a sacrifice to vengeance,
Their lives that ruind his; tis a full justice.
I will looke glorious in their bloods;
And the most Noble spirit of Sebastian,
That perisht by the pride of these French Pirates,
Shall smile in Heaven, and blesse the hand that kild 'em.
Looke strictly all unto your prisoners;
For he that makes a scape beyond my vengeance,
Or entertaines a hope by your faire usage;
Take heed, I say, she that deceives my trust,
Again take heed: her life, and thats but light neither;
Her life in all the tortures my spirit can put on.
All.
We shall be carefull.
Ros.
Do so.
Exit Rossella.
Cla.
Your are angry mother, and ye are old too,
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Forgetting what men are: but we shall temper ye.
How fare your prisoners, Ladies? in what forms
Do they appeare in their afflictions?
Jul.
Mine fare but poorly;
For so I am commanded: tis none of their fault.
Cla.
Of what sort are they?
Jul.
They say they are Gentlemen.
But they shew Mungrels.
Cla.
How do they suffer?
Jul.
Faith like boyes;
They are fearfull in all fortunes; when I smile
They kneele, and beg to have that face continued;
And like poore slaves, adore the ground I goe on.
When I frown, they hang their most dejected heads,
Like fearfull sheephounds; shew 'em a crust of bread
Theyl Saint me presently, and skip like Apes
For a sup of Wine. Ile whip 'em like hackneys,
Saddle 'em, ride 'em, do what I will with 'em.
Cla.
Tush, these are poore things.
Have they names like Christians?
Jul.
Very faire names: Franvile, Lamure, and Morillat;
And brag of great kindreds too. They offer very handsomely,
But that I am a foole, and dare not venture.
They are sound too i'my conscience,
Or very neere upon't.
Cla.
Fy, away foole.
Jul.
They tell me
If they might be brought before you,
They would reveale things of strange consequence.
Cla.
Their base poore feares.
Jul.
I, that makes me hate 'em too;
For if they were but manly to their sufferance,
Sure I should strain a point or two.
Cla.
An houre hence Ile take a view of 'em,
And heare their businesse. Are your men thus too?
Cro.
Mine? No gentle Maddam, mine were not cast
In such base molds; afflictons, tortures,
Are names and natures of delight, to my men;
All sorts of cruelties they meet like pleasures.
I have but two; the one they call Dupont,
Tibalt Dupont; the other the shipmaster.
Cla.
Have they not lives, and feares?
Cro.
Lives they have Maddam;
But those lives never linkt to such companions
As feares or doubts.
Cla.
Use 'em Nobly;
And where you finde fit subjects for your pitties
Let it become ye to be courteous;
My mother will not alwaies be thus rigorous.
Hip
Mine are Saylors Maddam,
But they sleep soundly, and seldom trouble me, unlesse it be when
They dream sometimes of fights and tempests;
Then they rore and whistle for Cans of Wine,
And down they fling me; and in that rage,
(For they are violent fellows) they play such reaks.
If they have meat, they thank me;
If none, they heartily desire to be hangd quickly.
And this is all they care.
Cla.
Look to 'em diligently, and where your pitties tels ye
They may deserve, give comfort.
All.
We will.
Exit.
Cla.
Come hither, be not frighted;
Enter Aminta,
Think not ye steale this liberty, for we give it,
Your tender innocence assures me, Virgin,
Ye had no share in those wrongs these men did us;
I finde ye are not hardned in such mischieves.
Your brother was mis-led sure,
Foully mis-led.
Amin.
How much I feare these pities!
Cla.
Certain he was, so much I pity him;
And for your sake, whose eyes plead for him;
Nay, for his own sake.
Amin.
Ha!
Cla.
For I see about him
Women have subtill eyes, and look narrowly;
Or I am much abusd: many faire promises;
Nay beyond those, too many shadowed vertues.
Amin.
I think he is good.
Cla.
I assure my selfe he will be;
And out of that assurance take this comfort,
For I perceive your feare hath much dejected ye.
I love your brother.
Amin.
Maddam.
Cla.
Nay, do not take it for a dreamt of favour,
That comforts in the sleepe, and awake vanishes;
Indeed I love him.
Amin.
Do ye indeed?
Cla.
You doubt still, because ye feare his safety;
Indeed he is the sweetest man I ere saw;
I think the best. Ye may heare without blushes,
And give me thanks, if ye please, for my curtesie.
Amin.
Maddam, I ever must;
Yet witnesse Heaven, they are hard pul'd from me.
Believe me, Maddam, so many imperfections I could find,
(Forgive me Grace for lying) and such wants,
(Tis to an honest use) such poverties,
Both in his main proportion, and his mind too;
There are a hundred handsomer; (I lie leudly)
Your noble usage, Maddam, hath so bound me to ye,
That I must tell ye.
Cla.
Come tell your worst.
Amin.
He is no husband for ye.
I think ye mean in that fayr way.
Cla.
Ye have hit it.
Amin.
I am sure ye have hit my heart.
You will finde him dangerous, Maddam;
As fickle as the flying ayre, proud, jealous,
Soon glutted in your sweets, and soon forgetfull;
I could say more, and tell ye I have a brother,
Another brother, that so far excels this,
Both in the ornaments of man, and making.
Cla.
If you were not his sister, I should doubt ye mainly;
Doubt ye for his love, ye deale so cunningly.
Do not abuse me, I have trusted ye with more then life,
With my first love; be carefull of me.
Amin.
In what use, Maddam?
Cla.
In this Lady,
Speak to him for me, you have power upon him;
Tell him I love him, tell him I dote on him.
It will become your tongue.
Amin.
Become my grave.
O fortune, O cursed fortune.
Cla.
Tell him his liberty,
And all those with him; all our wealth and Jewels.
Good sister, for Ile call ye so.
Amin.
I shall Lady,
Even die, I hope.
Cla.
Here's Meat and Wine, pray take it,
And there he lies; give him what liberty you please;
But still conceald. What pleasure you shall please, sister.
He shall nere want again. Nay, see an you'l take it;
Why do you studdy thus?
Amin.
To avoyd mischiefes, if they should happen.
Cla.
Goe and be happy for me.
Amin.
O blind fortune;
Yet happy thus far, I shall live to see him,
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In what strange desolation lives he here now?
Sure this Curtaine will reveale.
Enter Albert.
Alb.
Who's that? ha!
Some gentle hand, I hope, to bring me comfort.
Or if it be my death, tis sweetly shaddowed.
Amin.
Have ye forgot me sir?
Alb.
My Aminta?
Amin.
She sir,
That walks here up and down an empty shadow,
One that for some few houres
But wanders here, carrying her own sad Coffin,
Seeking some Desart place to lodge her greifes in.
Alb.
Sweet sorrow welcome, welcome noble griefe;
How got you this faire liberty to see me?
For sorrows in your shape are strangers to me.
Amin.
I come to counsell ye.
Alb.
Ye are still more welcome;
For good friends in afflictions give good councels.
Pray then proceed.
Amin.
Pray eate first, ye shew faint;
Here's Wine to refresh ye too.
Alb.
I thank ye deere.
Amin.
Drinke again.
Alb.
Here's to our loves.
How, turn and weepe!
Pray pledge it: this happinesse we have yet left,
Our hearts are free. Not pledge it? why,
And though beneath the axe this health were holy,
Why doe ye weep thus?
Amin.
I come to woe ye.
Alb.
To woe me Sweet? I am woe'd and wonne already,
You know I am yours. This pretty way becomes ye.
But you would deceive my sorrows; that's your intent.
Amin.
I would I could, I should not weep, but smile.
Do ye like your Meat and Wine?
Alb.
Like it?
Amin.
Do you like your liberty?
Alb.
All these I well may like.
Amin.
Then pray like her that sent'em.
Doe ye like wealth, and most unequal'd beauty?
Alb.
Peace, indeed you'l make me angry.
Amin.
Would I were dead that aske it,
Then ye might freely like, and I forgive ye.
Alb.
What like, and who? adde not more misery
To a man that's fruitfull in afflictions.
Who is't you would have me like?
Who sent these comforts?
Amin.
I must tell.
Alb.
Be bold.
Amin.
But be you temperate.
If you be bold I die. The young fair Virgin;
(Sorrow hath made me old.) O hearken,
And wisely harke, the Governesse daughter:
That Star that strikes this Island full of wonder,
That blooming sweetnesse.
Alb.
What of her?
Amin.
She sent it: and with it,
It must be out, she dotes on ye,
And must enjoy ye: else no joy must find ye.
Alb.
And have you the patience to deliver this?
Amin.
A sister may say much, and modestly.
Alb.
A Sister?
Amin.
Yes, that name undid ye;
Undid us both: had ye nam'd wife, she had fear'd ye;
And fear'd the sin she followed; She had shun'd, yea
Her Virgin modesty had not touch'd at ye.
But thinking you were free, hath kindled a fire,
I feare will hardly be extinguisht.
Alb.
Indeed I played the foole.
Amin.
O my best sir, take heed,
Take heed of lies. Truth though it trouble some minds,
Some wicked minds, that are both darke and dangerous:
Yet it preserves it selfe, comes off pure, innocent,
And like the Sunne, though never so ecclips'd,
Must breake in glory. O sir, lie no more.
Alb.
Ye have read me a faire Lecture,
And put a spell upon my tongue for fayning.
But how will you counsell now?
Amin.
Ye must study to forget me.
Alb.
How?
Amin.
Be patient.
Be wise and patient, it concerns ye highly.
Can ye lay by our loves? But why should I doubt it?
Ye are a man, and men may shift affections,
Tis held no sin. To come to the poynt,
Ye must lose me; many and mighty reasons.
Alb.
Heare me Aminta,
Have you a man that loves you to, that feeds ye,
That sends ye liberty? has this great Governesse
A noble sonne too, young, and apt to catch ye?
Am I because I am in bonds, and miserable,
My health decay'd, my youth, and strength halfe blasted,
My fortune like my wayning selfe, for this despis'd?
Am I for this forsaken? a new love chosen,
And my affections, like my fortunes wanderers?
Take heed of lying, you that chid me for it;
And shew'd how deep a sin it was, and dangerous.
Take heed, your selfe, you swore you lov'd me deerly;
No few, nor little oathes you swore Aminta,
Those seal'd with no small faith, I then assur'd my selfe.
O seek no new waies to cozen truth.
Amin.
I do not.
By Love it selfe I love thee,
And ever must, nor can all deaths dissolve it.
Alb.
Why do you urge me thus then?
Amin.
For your safety,
To preserve your life.
Alb.
My life I do confesse is hers,
She gives it,
And let her take it back, I yeild it.
My loves intirely thine, none shall touch at it;
None, my Aminta, none.
Amin.
Ye have made me happy,
And now I know ye are mine. Fortune, I scorn thee.
Go to your rest, and Ile sit by ye;
Whilst I have time Ile be your mate, and comfort ye,
For onely I am trusted: you shall want nothing,
Not a liberty that I can steal ye.
Alb.
May we not celebrate our loves Aminta?
And where our wishes cannot meet
Amin.
You are wanton,
But with cold kisses Ile allay that feavor;
Look for no more, and that in private too.
Believe me I shall blush else.
But let's consider, we are both lost else.
Alb.
Let's in, and prevent fate.
Exeunt.
Enter Crocale, Juletta, Tibalt, Master.
Tib.
You do well to ayre us Ladies, we shal be musty else.
What are your wise wils now?
Cro.
You are very cranck still.
Tib.
As cranck as a holy Fryer, fed with hayl-stones.
But do ye bring us out to baite, like Buls?
Mast.
Or are you weary of the charge ye are at?
Turn us abroad again, let's jog Ladies;
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We are grosse, and course, unfit for your sweet pleasures.
Tib.
Knock off our shoos, and turn's to grasse.
Cro.
You are determined
Still to be stubborn then: it well becomes ye.
Tib.
An humour Lady that contents a prisoner.
A sullen fit sometimes serves for a second course.
Jul.
Ye may as well be kind,
And gain our favours; gain meat, and drink,
And lodging to rest your bones.
Tib.
My bones have bore me thus long,
And had their share of pains, and recreations;
If they fayl now, they are no fayr companions.
Cro.
Are ye thus harsh to all our sex?
Mast.
We cannot be merry without a Fidler.
Pray strike up your Tabors, Ladies.
Cro.
The fools despise us.
Jul.
We know ye are very hungry now.
Tib.
Yes, tis very wholsome Ladies;
For we that have grosse bodies, must be carefull.
Have ye no piercing ayre to stir our stomacks?
We are beholding to ye for our Ordinary.
Jul.
Why slaves, tis in our power to hang ye.
Mast.
Very likely.
Tis in our powers then to be hang'd, and scorn ye.
Hanging's as sweet to us, as dreaming to you.
Cro.
Come, be more courteous.
Jul.
Do, and then ye shal be pleas'd, and have all necessaries.
Tib.
Give me some Rats-bane then.
Cro.
And why Rats-bane, Mounsier?
Tib.
We live like vermin here, & eate up your Cheese,
Your mouldy Cheese, that none but Rats would bite at;
Therefore tis just that Rats-bane should reward us.
We are unprofitable, and our Ploughs are broken;
There is no hope of Harvest this yeere, Ladies.
Jul.
Ye shall have all content.
Mast.
I, and we'l serve your uses.
I had rather serve hogs, there's more delight in't;
Your greedy appetites are never satisfied;
Just like hungry Camels, sleeping or waking
You chew the cud still.
Cro.
By this hand we'l starve ye.
Mast.
Tis a Noble courtesie.
I had as liefe ye should famish me, as founder me,
To be jaded to death is onely fit for a hackney.
Here be certain tarts of tar about me,
And parcels of potargo in my Jerkin,
As long as these last.
Jul.
Which will not last ever.
Tib.
Then we'l eate one another like good fellows,
A shoulder of his for a hanch of mine.
Jul.
Tis excellent.
Tib.
Twill be, as we'l dresse it Ladies.
Cro.
Why sure ye are not men.
Mast.
Ye had best come search us,
A Seaman is seldome without a salt Eele.
Tib.
I am bad enough,
And in my nature a notorious wencher;
And yet ye make me blush at your immodesty.
Tell me good Master, didst ever see such things?
Mast.
I could like 'em though they were lewdly given,
If they could say no; but fie on 'em,
They gape like Oysters.
Tib.
Well, ye may hang, or starve us;
But your commanding impudence shall never feare us.
Had ye by blushing signs, soft cunnings, crept into us,
And shew'd us your necessities: we had met your purposes,
Supply'd your wants. We are no Saints Ladies;
I love a good wench, as I love my life,
And with my life I will maintain my love:
But such a sordid impudence Ile spit at.
Let's to our dens again. Come noble Master.
You know our minds Ladies:
This is the faith in which we'l die.
Exit Tib. and Mast.
Cro.
I doe admire 'em.
Jul.
They are noble fellows,
And they shall not want, for this.
Cro.
But see, Clarinda comes.
Enter Clarinda.
Farewell, Ile to my charge.
Cla.
Bring out those prisoners now,
And let me seee 'em, and heare their businesse.
Jul.
I will, Maddam.
Exit.
Cla.
I hope she hath prevail'd upon her brother.
She has a sweet tongue, and can describe the happinesse
My love is ready to fling on him.
And sure he must be glad, and certain wonder
And blesse the houre that brought him to this Island.
I long to heare the full joy that he labours with.
Enter Juletta Morillat, Franvile, Lamure.
Mor.
Blesse thy Divine beauty.
Fran.
Mirror of sweetnesse.
Lam.
Ever springing brightnesse.
Cla.
Nay, stand up Gentlemen, and leave your flatteries.
Mor.
Shee cals us Gentlemen, sure we shall have some meat now.
Cla.
I am a mortall creature,
Worship Heaven, and give these attributes
To their Divinities. Methinks ye look but thin.
Mor.
O we are starv'd, immortall beauty.
Lam.
We are all poor starv'd knaves.
Fran.
Neither liberty nor meat Lady.
Mor.
We were handsome men, and Gentlemen, & sweet men,
And were once gracious in the eyes of beauties,
But now we look like rogues;
Like poore starv'd rogues.
Cla.
What would ye do if ye were to die now?
Fran.
Alas we were prepar'd. If you will hang us,
Let's have a good meale or two to die with,
To put's in heart.
Mor.
Or if you'l drown us,
Let's be drunk first, that we may die merrily,
And blesse the founders.
Cla.
Ye shal not die so hastily.
What dare ye do to deserve my favour?
Lam.
Put us to any service.
Fran.
Any bondage,
Let's but live.
Mor.
Wee'l get a world of children,
For we know, ye are hainously provided that way;
And ye shal beat us when we offend ye;
Beat us abundantly, and take our meat from us.
Cla.
These are weak abject things, that shew ye poor ones.
What's the great service ye so oft have threatned,
If ye might see me, and win my favour?
Jul.
That businesse of discovery.
Mor.
O, Ile tell ye Lady.
Lam.
and so will I.
Fran.
And I,
Pray let me speak first.
Mor.
Good, no confusion.
We are before a Lady that knows manners;
And by the next, meat I shall eate, tis certain.
This little Gentlewoman that was taken with us
Your Captains sister, she you mean.
Mor.
I, I, she's the businesse that we would open to ye.
You are cousned in her.
Lam.
How, what is't you would open?
Fran.
She is no sister.
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Mor.
Good sirs, how quick you are.
She is no sister, Madam.
Fran.
She is his.
Mor.
Peace I say.
Cla.
What is she?
Mor.
Faith, sweet Lady,
She is, as a man would say, his.
Cla.
What?
Lam.
His Mistris.
Mor.
Or, as some new translators read, his.
Cla.
O me!
Mor.
And why he should delude you thus,
Unlesse he meant some villany? these ten weeks
He has had her at Sea for his own propes appetite.
Lam.
His Cabin-mate, Ile assure ye.
Cla.
No sister, say ye?
Mor.
No more then I am brother to your beauty.
I know not why he should juggle thus.
Cla.
Do not lie to me.
Mor.
If ye find me lie, Lady, hang me empty.
Cla.
How am I fool'd!
Away with 'em, Juletta, and feed 'em
But hark ye, with such food as they have given me.
New misery!
Fran.
Nor meat, nor thanks for all this.
Exit.
Cla.
Make 'em more wretched.
O I could burst! curse and kill now,
Kill any thing I meet. Juletta, follow me,
And call the rest along.
Jul.
We follow Maddam.
Exeunt.

Enter Albert and Aminta.
Amin.
I must be gone now, else she may suspect me;
How shall I answer her?
Alb.
Tell her directly.
Amin.
That were too sudden, too improvident;
Fires of this nature must be put out cunningly,
They'l waste all come neere 'em else.
Farewell once more.
Alb.
Farewell.
And keep my love entire.
Nay kisse me once again, me thinks we should not part.
Amin.
O be wise, sir.
Alb.
Nay, one kisse more.
Amin.
Indeed you'r wanton;
Enter Clarinda, Juletta, Crolale, Hippolita.
We may be taken too.
Cla.
Out thou base woman.
By Heaven Ile shoot 'em both.
Cro.
Nay stay, brave Lady, hold;
A sudden death cuts of a Nobler vengeance.
Cla.
Am I made Bawd to your lascivious meetings?
Are ye grown so wise in sin?
Shut up that villaine: and sirra,
Now expect my utmost anger.
Let him there starve.
Alb.
I, mock at your mischiefes.
Exit.
Cla.
Tie that false witch unto that Tree,
There let the savage beasts
Gnaw of her sweetnesse, and Snakes
Embrace her beauties; tie her, and watch
That none relieve her.
Hip.
We could wish ye better fortune Lady,
But dare not help ye.
Amin.
Be your own friends, I thank ye.
Now onely my last audit, and my greatest,
Enter Raymond.
O Heaven, be kind unto me,
And if it be thy wil, preserve.
Raym.
Who is this?
Sure tis a woman; I have trod this place,
And found much footing: now I know tis peopl'd.
Ha, let me see! tis her face.
O Heaven! turn this way mayd.
Amin.
O Raymond, O brother.
Raym.
Her tongue to: tis my sister; what rude hand!
Nay kisse me first, O joy!
Amin.
Fly, fly deere brother,
You are lost else.
Jul.
A man, a man, a new man.
Raym.
What are these?
Enter Juletta, Crocale, Clarinda.
Cro.
An Enemy, an Enemy.
Cla.
Dispatch him,
Take him off, shoot him straight.
Raym.
I dare not use my sword, Ladies,
Against such comely foes.
Amin.
O brother brother!
Cla.
Away with 'em, and in darke prisons bind 'em.
One word replyd, ye die both.
Now brave mother follow thy Noble Anger,
And Ile help thee.
Exeunt.

5. The Queen of Corinth
Actus Primus
Scana Tertia.

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[...]
Enter Onos Unckle and Tutor.
Tutor.
That legge a little higher; very well.
Now put your face into the Travellors posture;
Exceeding good.
Unckle.
Doe you mark how they admire him?
Tut.
They will be all my Schollars, when they know
And understand him truly.
Era.
Phoebus guard me
From this new Python.
Sos.
How they have trimm'd him up
Like an old Reveller?
Nea.
Curl'd him and perfum'd him,
But that was done with judgement, for he lookes
Like one that purg'd perpetually; trust me,
That Witches face of his is painted too,
And every ditch upon it buries more
Then would set off ten Bawds, and all their tenants.
Sos.
See how it moves towards us.
Nea.
There's a salutation:
'Troth Gentlemen, you have bestowed much travell
In trayning up your Pupill.
Tut.
Sir, great buildings
Require great labours, which yet we repent not,
Since for the Countries good we have brought home
An absolute man.
Unc.
As any of his yeares, Corinth can shew you.
Era.
He's exceeding meagre.
Tut.
His contemplation—
Unc.
Besides, 'tis fit
Learners should be kept hungry.
Nea.
You all contemplate;
For three such wretched pictures of leane famine
I never saw together.
Unc.
We have fat minds Sir,
And travell'd to save charges. Doe you thinke
'Twas fit a young and hopefull Gentleman
Should be brought up a glutton? he's my Ward,
Nor was there ever where I bore the bagg
Any superfluous waste.
Era.
Pray you can it speake?
Tut.
He knowes all Languages, but will use none,
They are all too big for his mouth, or else too little
T'expresse his great conceits: and yet of late
With some ippulsion he hath set downe
In a strange method by the way of question,
And briefly, to all businesse whatsoever
That may concerne a Gentleman.
[...]

6. Women pleas'd.
Actus primus, Scaena Secunda.

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Enter Lopez at a Table with jewels and money upon it, an Egge rosting by a Candle.
Lop.
Whilst prodigall yong gaudy Fools are banqueting,
And launching out their states to catch the giddy,
Thus do I study to preserve my fortune,
And hatch with care at home the wealth that Saints me.
Here's Rubies of Bengala, rich, rich, glorious;
These Diamonds of Ormus bought for little,
Here vented at the price of Princes Ransomes;
How bright they shine like constellations,
The South seas treasure here, Pearle, faire and orient
Able to equall Cleapatra's Banket,
Here chaines of lesser stones for Ladies lustres,
Ingotts of Gold, Rings, Brooches, barrs of Silver,
These are my studies to set off in sale well,
And not in sensuall surfeits to consume 'em;
How rosts mine egg? he heats apace, ile turne him:
Penurio, where you knave do you wait? Penurio,
You lazie knave.
Pen.
Did you call Sir?
Lop.
Where's your Mistris?
What vanity holds her from her attendance?
Pen.
The very sight of this egge has made him cockish,
What would a dozen butter'd do? She is within Sir.
Lop.
Within Sir, at what thrift ye knave? what getting?
Pen.
Getting a good stomack Sir, & she knew where to get meat to it,
She is praying heartily upon her knees Sir,
That Heaven would send her a good bearing dinner.
Lop.
Nothing but gluttony and surfeit thought on,
Health flung behinde: had she not yesternight sirrah
Two Sprats to supper, and the oyle allowable?
Was she not sick with eating? Hadst not thou,
(Thou most ungratefull knave, that nothing satisfies)
The water that I boyl'd my other egge in
To make thee hearty broth?
Pen.
'Tis true, I had Sir;
But I might as soone make the Philosophers Stone on't,
You gave it me in water, and but for manners sake,
I could give it you againe in wind, it was so hearty
I shall turne pissing Conduit shortly: my Mistris comes Sir.
Enter Isabella.
Lop.
Welcome my Dove.
Isab.
Pray ye keep your welcome to ye,
Unlesse it carries more then words to please me,
Is this the joy to be a Wife? to bring with me,
Besides the noblenesse of blood I spring from,
A full and able portion to maintaine me?
Is this the happinesse of youth and beauty,
The great content of being made a Mistris,
To live a Slave subject to wants, and hungers,
To jealousies for every eye that wanders?
Unmanly jealousie.
Lop.
Good Isabella.
Isab.
Too good for you: do you think to famish me,
Or keep me like an Almeswoman in such rayment,
Such poore unhandsome weeds? am I old, or ugly?
I never was bred thus: and if your misery
Will suffer wilfull blindnesse to abuse me,
My patience shall be no Bawd to mine owne ruine.
Pen.
Tickle him Mistris: to him.
Isab.
Had ye love in ye,
Or any patt of man—
Pen.
Follow that Mistris.
Isab.
Or had humanity but ever knowne ye,
You would shame to use a woman of my way thus,
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So poore, and basely: you are strangly jealous of me
If I should give ye cause.
Lop.
How Isabella?
Isab.
As do not venture this way to provoke me.
Pen.
Excellent well Mistris,
Lop.
How's this Isabella?
Isab.
'Twill stir a Saint, and I am but a woman,
And by that tenure may.
Lop.
By no meanes Chicken,
You know I love ye: fie, take no example
By those young gadding Dames: (you are noted vertuous)
That stick their Husbands wealth in trifles on 'em
And point 'em but the way to their owne miseries:
I am not jealous, kisse me, — I am not:
And for your diet, 'tis to keep you healthfull,
Surfits destroy more then the sword: that I am carefull
Your meat should be both neat, and cleanly handled
See, Sweet, I am Cook my selfe, and mine owne Cater.
Pen.
A — of that Cook cannot lick his fingers.
Lop.
Ile adde another dish: you shall have Milke to it,
'Tis nourishing and good.
Pen.
With Butter in't Sir?
Lop.
This knave would breed a famine in a Kingdom:
And cloths that shall content ye: you must be wise then,
And live sequestred to your selfe and me,
Not wandring after every toy comes crosse ye,
Nor strooke with every spleene: what's the knave doing? Penurio.
Pen.
Hunting Sir, for a second course of flyes here,
They are rare new Sallads.
Lop.
For certaine Isabella
This ravening fellow has a Woolf in's belly:
Untemperate knave, will nothing quench thy appetite?
I saw him eat two Apples, which is monstrous.
Pen.
If you had given me those 'thad bin more monstros.
Lop.
'Tis a maine miracle to feed this villaine,
Come Isabella, let us in to Supper,
And think the Romane dainties at our Table,
'Tis all but thought.
Exeunt.
Pen.
Would all my thoughts would do it:
The Devill should think of purchasing that Egge-shell,
To vittle out a Witch for the Burmoothes:
'Tis treason to any good stomack living now
To heare a tedious Grace said, and no meat to 't,
I have a Radish yet, but that's but transitory.
Exit.
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Keywords

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Title: COMEDIES AND TRAGEDIES Written by {FRANCIS BEAUMONT AND JOHN FLETCHER} Gentlemen. Never printed before, And now published by the Authors Originall Copies. Si quid babent veri Vatum praesagia, vivam. LONDON, Printed for Humphrey Robinson, at the three Pidgeons, and for Humphrey Moseley at the Princes Armes in St Pauls Church-yard. 1647.

Author: Francis Beaumont, John Fletcher

Publication date: 1647

Place of publication: London

Provenance/location: This text was transcribed from images available at Early English Books Online: http://eebo.chadwyck.com/home Bibliographic name / number: Wing / B1581 Physical description: [53], 75, 143, [1], 165, [3], 71, [1], 172, 92, 50 [i.e. 52], 28, 2548 p. : Copy from: Harvard University Library Reel position: Wing / 306:1a

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Original author(s): Francis Beaumont, John Fletcher

Language: English

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  • 1 ) tp, The False One (Act1, sc1, "Achilles: In Thessalie ... better cause."), The Chances (Act3, sc3, Landlady: Do not you trust to that ... sweet ladies in his drink."), Bonduca (Act1, sc2; Act2 Sc3; Act4, Sc2; Act5, sc4), Sea Voyage (Act3, Act4 Sc1), Queen of Corinth (Act , sc , Enter Onos Unckle and Tutor ...that may concern a gentlman), Women Pleased

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